Poly Prep Class of '75 25th Reunion

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

	8:00 a.m.	Wake up in remnants of Poly t-shirt that was too tight even back in 1970's
	10:00 a.m.	Registration: Front Hall - Continental Breakfast in Library
	10:00 a.m.	Responsive reading of Wall Street Journal mutual fund performance ratings
	10:00 a.m.	Middle School Baseball and Softball
	10:01 a.m.	Check voice mail (repeated at five-minute intervals throughout day, and life for that matter)
	10:30 a.m.	Convocation: Chapel - Alumni Association Year 2000 Awards for Distinguished Achievement
	10:30 a.m.	"Leave It To Beaver" on TV Land
	11:00 a.m.	Girls Lacrosse vs. Hackley
	11:30 a.m.	Plaid pant pressing in Cafeteria (elastic waist bands $0.50 extra)
	Noon - 12:45 p.m.	Welcome Back Alumni Reception in the Quad (pre-luncheon gathering and Class Photo session)
	Noon - 4:00 p.m.	Kidz Camp for children 3 years and up (fully staffed)
	12:30 p.m.	Filming infomercial for "Hair Club for Men" in Swimming Pool
	1:00 p.m. - 3:00 p.m.	Lunch: Family-style barbecue on Front Oval
	1:00 p.m.	Varsity Baseball - Varsity Lacrosse vs. Hackley - Varsity Softball
	1:30 p.m.	Cell phone recharging in Woodworking Shop.
	2:00 p.m.	Special Student Theater Presentation in the Richard Perry Theatre
	4:00 p.m.	Viagra and Gatorade in Biology Lab
	4:30 p.m.	Farewell Reception on the Front Oval
	6:00 p.m.	Resume position on couch